IV caffeine slow infusion - it has happened.

16 Mar
7.30am - Double shot, my usual of one sweetened and one unsweetened.
2.00pm - Another shot. Still ended up falling asleep halfway through the adrenals.

17 Mar
12.30am - A final bid to stay awake and complete the schedule chapters. Ended up feasting on instant porridge, doing a few pages, and slumping very unceremoniously over the bed from fatigue.
6.15am - Woke up to STILL feel caffeine coursing through my veins. Took my usual morning double shot anyway.

At this rate, I'm going to die from accelerated atherosclerosis, some form of sleep-deprivation encephalopathy and malignant hypertension.